If you think your workplace has bad vibes, let me introduce you to the 2026 New York Mets. At this point, every time someone’s phone rings, half the clubhouse probably thinks they’re getting traded before they can finish tying their cleats.

The trade deadline is creeping up faster than a New York rent increase, and the Mets have officially gone from chasing a playoff spot to holding what feels like the biggest yard sale in Major League Baseball.

Francisco Lindor is trying to keep everyone focused, but let’s be honest—that’s like telling people to ignore the smell while the house is on fire.

Lindor said the message in the clubhouse is simple: “Win every game.”

That’s a great plan… maybe they should’ve started that back in May.

He admitted it’s only human nature to pay attention to all the trade rumors floating around. Of course it is! Imagine sitting in the clubhouse wondering if your next meal is in Queens, Milwaukee, San Diego, or somewhere you’ve got to Google on the flight over.

Lindor basically shrugged it off by saying, “Whatever happens, happens. My job is to play shortstop.”

Translation:

“Don’t ask me… I’m just trying not to end up on MLB Trade Rumors every five minutes.”

The Mets have already shipped out David Peterson and A.J. Minter, and Lindor made sure to praise Minter for being the ultimate teammate.

Classy move.

But somewhere in that clubhouse, somebody has to be looking around thinking…

“Who’s cleaning out their locker tomorrow?”

That’s where the Mets are right now.

Forget chemistry—these guys are trying to remember each other’s names before somebody gets sent to another zip code.

The crazy part? Even Lindor’s name has popped up in trade chatter.

Now, is he actually getting traded?

Probably not.

Steve Cohen didn’t hand out a fortune just to watch Francisco Lindor become someone else’s franchise player. Trading Lindor would be like buying a Ferrari and then selling it because you don’t like the gas prices.

Still, this season has been such a disaster that nothing feels completely impossible anymore.

The Mets didn’t just fall short of expectations…

They tripped over them, rolled down the stairs, landed in the basement, found another flight of stairs… and somehow still finished below expectations!

At this point, the only thing getting more action than the Mets’ trade phones is Mets fans refreshing social media every 30 seconds hoping somebody—anybody—can save this franchise.

And if the losing keeps up, don’t be surprised if Citi Field starts handing out tissues instead of rally towels.