Ladies and gentlemen, gather around because it’s time for another edition of “What the Hell Did I Just Hear?”

This week’s contestant?

PJ Tucker.

Now, I love PJ. He’s one of the toughest guys to ever lace up a pair of sneakers. He’ll dive on the floor, guard anybody, and he’s won himself a championship.

But after hearing his latest take, I think somebody needs to take away his podcast microphone until he gets a CAT scan.

PJ Tucker actually said he believes the Boston Celtics won the Jaylen Brown trade because they got Paul George and four draft picks.

Wait…

WHAT?!

Did I hear that correctly?

Did somebody accidentally upload the blooper reel instead of the podcast?

Because there’s absolutely no way someone who has played in this league for over a decade can honestly believe Boston became a better basketball team by trading away one of the NBA’s premier two-way superstars for a 36-year-old Paul George.

I’m sorry…

I just don’t buy it.

Now before all the Paul George fans start flooding my comments saying, “Errol, you’re disrespecting PG!”

Relax.

I’m not disrespecting Paul George.

Paul George has had a phenomenal NBA career.

Nine-time All-Star.

Elite defender.

Smooth offensive game.

One of the most gifted wings of his generation.

But let’s stop pretending we’re talking about the Paul George from Indiana or Oklahoma City.

This isn’t 2018 anymore.

This is a player entering his 17th NBA season who’s battled injuries year after year.

When Paul George is healthy, he’s still dangerous.

The problem is…

“When Paul George is healthy” has become the biggest disclaimer in basketball.

It’s like buying a used Ferrari with 240,000 miles.

Sure…

It’s beautiful.

Sure…

It’s fast.

But every time you start the engine, you’re wondering if it’s making it to the next red light.

Meanwhile…

Jaylen Brown is 29 years old.

Entering the absolute prime of his career.

One of the best perimeter defenders in basketball.

Can guard one through four.

Can score 30 on any given night.

Already has championship experience.

Already proved he can be the second-best player on a title team.

And most importantly…

He’s still getting better.

That’s the crazy part.

Boston didn’t trade an aging veteran.

They traded one of the ten or fifteen best wings in the NBA.

Those players don’t grow on trees.

You don’t wake up one morning and say…

“Hey guys, let’s trade our franchise cornerstone for someone who’s closer to retirement than his rookie contract.”

That’s not how championship organizations operate.

Then PJ Tucker doubled down by saying Paul George actually had a better playoff series than Jaylen Brown.

Okay…

Against who?

The Monstars?

Because I watched the playoffs.

I watched Jaylen Brown dominate games on both ends of the floor.

I watched him lock people down.

I watched him carry stretches offensively.

I watched him prove once again why every general manager in basketball would line up to trade for him.

So unless PJ Tucker discovered a secret set of playoff games hidden somewhere on Netflix…

I’m not seeing what he’s sees.

Then came my favorite part.

PJ said if Paul George hadn’t been suspended…

“We’d be having a different conversation.”

No…

No we wouldn’t.

The conversation would still be exactly the same.

Jaylen Brown is younger.

Jaylen Brown is healthier.

Jaylen Brown is more explosive.

Jaylen Brown is more durable.

Jaylen Brown has a much brighter future.

That’s not disrespect.

That’s called reality.

And here’s what makes this take even crazier.

Boston had one of the best young cores in basketball.

Now you’re replacing one of those pillars with a player who’s 36 years old.

Can Paul George still play?

Absolutely.

Can he still average 18 to 20 points?

Probably.

Can he defend?

Sure.

But is he Jaylen Brown?

Not anymore.

Father Time has never lost a Game 7.

Nobody beats him.

Not LeBron.

Not Kevin Durant.

Not Chris Paul.

Not anybody.

Eventually…

Everybody slows down.

That’s basketball.

That’s life.

And that’s exactly why you don’t trade a player entering his prime for one who’s approaching the finish line.

Then I hear people say…

“But Boston got four draft picks!”

Wonderful.

You know what draft picks are?

Lottery tickets.

Sometimes you win.

Sometimes you end up drafting someone who’s playing in Europe three years later.

Jaylen Brown isn’t a lottery ticket.

He’s already proven.

He’s already accomplished.

He’s already a champion.

There’s no guessing involved.

He’s the real thing.

Honestly…

If Philadelphia managed to land Jaylen Brown without giving up Jayson Tatum…

They should be throwing a parade down Broad Street.

Because that’s highway robbery.

No ski mask.

No getaway car.

Just walk into the bank, wave goodbye and leave with the vault.

And then PJ Tucker says Boston won?

Come on, man.

That’s like saying you traded your beachfront mansion for a timeshare because they threw in free breakfast.

It sounds good until you actually think about it.

Paul George deserves respect.

He’s had an outstanding career.

He’s going to be remembered as one of the best players of his generation.

But Jaylen Brown isn’t just a great player… he’s a franchise cornerstone.

Those players are almost impossible to replace.

So when I hear somebody say Boston won this trade…

I don’t get angry.

I get concerned.

Because either we’re watching two completely different sports…

Or PJ Tucker needs an eye exam… a memory test… and maybe directions to the nearest basketball reality check.

This is Errol Marks, and that’s why they call me the Loud Mouth.