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And ladies and gentlemen, I present to you:
THE MOST METS WEEK IN THE HISTORY OF METS WEEKS.
Let’s take the flamethrower of humor and aim it directly at this baseball blimp fire.
Pete Alonso — the face of the franchise, the heart of the clubhouse, the guy whose home runs powered Citi Field more reliably than Con Edison — is gone.
To Baltimore.
Not the Yankees.
Not the Dodgers.
Not even a team with a retractable roof.
THE ORIOLES.
A team whose mascot looks like a TikTok bird filter gone wrong.
Five years. $150M.
And the Mets responded with the classic front-office move:
“We’ll circle back.”
Pete walked into negotiations expecting a contract.
He walked out with a pamphlet on Citi Bike memberships.
Stearns basically told him:
“Look Pete… we love you.
But have you considered… not being paid?”
Photo Credit: Frank Franklin III, Associated Press
He sped to the Dodgers like he was being chased by the ghost of blown saves past.
LA said, “How much?”
The Mets said, “How about vibes instead?”
Imagine the negotiation call:
Díaz: “Do you want to offer me anything before I sign with LA?”
Stearns: “Is exposure good? We can offer exposure.”
Uncle Stevie: “Sorry, I’m saving up for a celebrity golf tournament.”
Now the Dodgers get trumpet performances featuring Snoop Dogg, Billie Eilish, and half the cast of Fast & Furious 12.
Mets fans get… the sound of silence.
And crying.
Mostly crying.
Photo Credit: Brad Penner, Imagn Images
He talks. He means well.
But he’s storing acorns while everyone else is counting money.
How does a man with a billionaire owner lose:
The team’s best slugger
The team’s only elite closer
The entire fanbase
And possibly his parking spot
ALL IN ONE OFFSEASON?!
The Mets hired a “brilliant baseball mind.”
So far he’s:
Misplaced the face of the franchise
Gifted the Dodgers a trumpet god
Turned Uncle Stevie into a more stressed version of Mr. Monopoly
At this point Stearns’ plan is so mysterious it should be on the History Channel narrated by aliens.
Let’s talk solutions — Mets style.
✔ Sell Citi Field
Turn it into a Chick-fil-A. At least fans will finally get something good on Sundays.
✔ Replace Alonso with a cardboard cutout
Cheaper. More durable. Won’t strike out on sliders low and away.
✔ Rename the team “The Amazin’ Missing Pieces”
Accurate. Painfully accurate.
✔ Sell naming rights of the stadium to Spirit Airlines
Because nothing says “expect disappointment” like Spirit.
✔ Bring Bartolo Colon back
Not as a player.
As the GM.
He can’t possibly do worse.
Mets fans deserve better than being the annual circus attraction of Major League Baseball.
Pete Alonso should’ve been locked up.
Edwin Díaz should STILL be playing trumpets in Queens.
And David Stearns should be explaining himself like he’s on trial for baseball malpractice.
Uncle Stevie has more money than God —
Yet somehow the Mets still act like they’re shopping at Dollar Tree.
And with that…
Welcome to METSGEDDON.
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