As the NBA nears the midseason point, Monday January 20, we celebrate the birthday of one of the countries most influential people, Martin Luther King Jr.
Growing up on Long Island, NY, I was a train ride away from Manhattan and Penn Station to see the New York Knicks play. I never understood prejudice. My mother was a great example to me and others that God created us all equal. She instilled that the character of a person had nothing to do with color. God made me extremely sensitive to the plight of the African-American and how much they suffered. My heart broke from the ignorance I saw at times concerning athletes, politicians, or public figures of race.
EXAMPLE OF A GODLY MAN
Martin Luther King Jr. was one of my childhood heroes because of the example he set as a man of God. He walked what he talked about, and I remember listening to the speeches he and President Kennedy gave during that era. Both men inspired me in many ways. King Jr.’s speech at the monument in Washington DC, along with President Kennedy’s at the Berlin wall just 63 days prior, are two of the greatest in American history. Along with Jackie Robinson and Magic Johnson, Martin Luther King Jr. is one of my heroes.
When I was living in Saint James growing up, we did not have cable lines in our neighborhood. I was unable to watch my favorite teams unless they were on national TV or local free TV. On January 15, 1990, I was 15-years-old listening to the Knicks-Bulls on the radio in my room. That day forever changed how the last few seconds of a basketball game would end.
The Knicks and Bulls could not separate from each other all game, and with 4.6 seconds left, each team had 106 points. Knicks head coach Stu Jackson sent Trent Tucker, Rod Strickland, Charles Oakley, Mark Jackson, and Patrick Ewing to the floor coming out of a timeout. He drew up a play for Mark Jackson to take the last-second shot. Since Chicago had yet to commit five team fouls, Bulls head coach Phil Jackson wanted the Bulls to use their last available team foul to force the Knicks to use time on the clock. As long as the Bulls did not foul a Knicks player in the act of shooting, the Knicks would need to inbound the ball again (however, the Bulls would see the Knicks plan and force them to draw up another play). Scottie Pippen fouled a dribbling Jackson before he could get a shot off.
The 1989-90 season was the first season that the NBA introduced tenths of seconds to determine time. This was the first game it would matter.
It’s not hard to realize that 00.1 seconds is the slimmest of time to get a shot off. Bulls head coach Phil Jackson thought the Knicks were going to lob the ball to Ewing, who could only tip the ball in considering the time on the clock.
However, instead of doing that, Mark Jackson tossed the ball to Tucker, who was coming off a screen that Ewing set on Michael Jordan. Jordan stopped and fell back on Ewing, instead of pushing through the screen. Tucker caught the ball and vaulted the ball straight up in the air toward the basket just beyond the three-point line along the sideline.
” It’s the greatest shot I ever made,” Tucker said, via Sam Goldaper of the New York Times.” I just caught the ball and flung it. When the ball left my hands, I knew it was on target.”
From that point on, the NBA instituted a rule that you could no longer catch and attempt a shot with under three-tenths of second remaining.
The win gave the Knicks a 26-10 record, including a 17-1 record at home. They had the best record in the Eastern Conference. However, from there, the season turned. The rest of the season, the Knicks went 21-27, including going 12-11 at home.
The Knicks lost the first two games of their first-round series against the Boston Celtics, including a historic 157-128 loss in Game 2. However, in one of the greatest moments in team history, the Knicks rallied from the deficit and defeated the Celtics in five games. In winning the fifth game at the Boston Garden, the Knicks snapped a 26-game losing streak. Unfortunately for the Knicks, that was the high point of their season, as they fell to the eventual NBA Champion Detroit Pistons in five games in the second round.
Despite how their season ended, Trent Tucker will always have a special place in my heart, along with permanently altering an NBA rule.
The Knicks disappointing season has led to the firing of
David Fizzdale. From the start Fizzdale
was the wrong hire for the team. He has never proven to be a good coach previously
in his career and frankly never belonged coaching anything in a major market.
Or a minor market. Or in the NBA. Considering all of the candidates available
at the time, his hiring was a head scratcher, but thankfully many of the
positive candidates that were looking for jobs when FIzzdale was hired are
still available, as Fizzdale was fired so quickly into his awful Knicks areer.
Fizzdale’s firing is not the entirely the fault of David Fizzdale.
It’s the fault of the team’s impotent owner, fat fuck James Dolan, and the
shitty front offices that he’s assembled that draft poorly and recruit poorly.
Truth be told, I watch an embarrassingly large number of
basketball games. I have watched the sport from the 1970’s through today. I
have seen many changes in the game over time. Some for the better, most for the
worst, as the league has turned itself from a sport and team game into
globetrotter rosters and promotable movie stars. And that’s the type of coach
the Knicks need: one that can turn the team into the Globetrotters offense. So
let’s look at what’s out there in management and what could help this moribund
organization out of its perpetual suckdom.
David Blatt- already hired as a front office guy. Blatt has
multiple sclerosis, so he probably wants to be in a less physical role. A great
basketball mind, and maybe a replacement for Steve Mills? GM Scott Perry? Both?
Mark Jackson – one of the most prolific point guards in
Knick history, would be a local boy comes home story. Not sure if it would be a
local boy does good story, however. Smart player, would teach floor spacing and
passing, which the Knicks need. But can he teach them his shimmy?
Becky Hammon- No, because she’s a woman. But that’s not
sexism, that’s advice. The NBA took forever just to use female officials, who
are equally as bad as the male ones. But a female head coach in a situation
that’s bound to fail? That will lead to 20 years of women not being considered
for head coaching jobs. I am not saying Hammon is underqualified to coach. If
she has Coach Pop’s endorsement, that’s good enough for me. But she is
overqualified to coach a transient roster with a thus far not exactly franchise
rookie in RJ Barrett as a centerpiece. Wait for the right opportunity, Becky.
Right now? This isn’t it.
Mike Miller- You see this shit he’s running? No. Absolutely
Mark Few- A college coach? Yup. Few has performed miracles
at Gonzaga. He has also worked with NBA players at international tournaments,
so he has connections to some of the better players in the league. And as a
college coach, he is familiar with recruiting so he knows how to talk with
players. A knock against him is that he’s never won a championship, but neither
have the Knicks in a few generations, so maybe baby steps is best? And at age
57, this may be his cash cow and only shot at the pros.
Patrick Ewing- this was suggested by Knicks superfan AMR,
who feels that Ewing’s connection to the team would be a shot in the arm to a
franchise that could maybe use a Hall of Famers touch. Ewing presently is head
coach at his alma mater Georgetown, but has been an NBA assistant so he would
know the grind. Also, Ewing was an outside shooting center long before outside
shooting centers were a thing in the NBA, so he could help mold the young
forwards and Mitchel Robinson into a multi-dimensional offensive player.
Steve Kerr- Already said no once, but with Golden State’s
run over and the ability to poach Draymond Green to jumpstart a presently invisible
defense plus salary cap flexibility and ANOTHER high draft pick? Plus the
salary demands of 4 consecutive finals with 4 wins minus the LeBron rules? That
may be something the Knicks should open checkbooks for.
We are not going to suggest who the Knicks should hire. No matter what advice we offer here, rest assured one thing- the Knicks will fuck things up. Because they always do. Fizzdale’s firing was partly his fault, but it’s not just Jizzdale. It’s the organization. Until they run themselves with a winning expectation and demand accountability from their players and staff, you’re going to have a lot of players developing like Kevin Knox and Frank Ntilikinia- underwhelming and failing to live up to expectations. And the top 5 pick this year will be more of the same.
New York Sports have an unnatural relationship with reality.
Think of it as a super hot female model. Not the cute girls at the bar and local flyer bikini models that made up the last shitty Sports Illustrated calendar. Like a real smokeshow. She walks around and people just do shit for her. Buy her stuff. Act extra nice. And It happens so often that she starts to take it for granted. She expects it. She becomes self-absorbed.
And we all know what happens when that girl loses her looks,
or the next super model takes her place and they fall into obscurity. It’s not
a pretty picture.
The analogy here is that because something is attractive, it often doesn’t feel that is has to work hard. Let me present a specific case of not working hard as you become less attractive: the New York Knicks.
The Knicks haven’t been relevant in 20 years. That wasn’t always true. Between 1993 and 2003, the Knicks appeared in the NBA finals twice, with two different head coaches and two very different teams, philosophically. That actually is a credit to management. Generally a team has a small window with a great lineup. See Golden State… or every team Lebron jumps tat to get all stars to carry his ass.
That the Knicks lost one final (maybe Pat Reilly should have
subbed in Hubert Davis? Its why you lost, bro) and a few years later were back
in the finals to lose with a completely different team – showing that Patrick
Ewing missing lay ups and dunks doesn’t actually matter to a loser franchise- as
long as you reallocate resources.
But between 2001 and today? The most exciting Knicks moment
was a cast off point Harvard educated guard that electrified a city. For
ultimately a go nowhere team.
So we have to look at this body of work- a dead body,
really- and we have to ask- why are the Knicks so horrible?
The answer isn’t so complex. I boil it down to headline
The Knicks under owner James Dolan likes headlines. But not
the right kind, like winning titles. No, he wants everyone to write about the
Knicks, to refer to Madison Square Garden as the Mecca of basketball (wonder
how many basketball fans actually know what Mecca is?) and to keep headlines
because…have you seen the Forbes valuation of the Knicks lately?
$4 billion dollars. FOUR BILLION DOLLARS. For a team that
hasn’t won a title in the lifetimes of most of their fans. The last time the
Knicks were champions Gerald Ford was president.
And how bad are the Knicks? Look at their present crosstown
rivals, the Brooklyn Nets.
The Nets have made the NBA finals twice since the Knicks
made their last appearance. The Nets aren’t able to keep a home, but they have
more success this century than the Knicks have. And since 1974, are 2-2 in
league finals compared to the Knicks 0-2, albeit that the two wins were in the
ABA. But for NBA standards, since 2000 the Nets have at least won a playoff
series- when was the last time the Knicks did that?
The Nets have been vagabonds throughout their existence. Since their NBA arrival in 1976 they’ve called Uniondale NY home, Secaucus NJ home, nearly called Newark NJ home, almost called Westbury NY home, and presently call Brooklyn home. No one wants to keep them! And yet…since 2000, more successful than the Knicks if you look at playoff series wins as a barometer.
This pissees Dolan off. So he wants the backpage of the newspapers by interfering with team management so trade for superstars, or stars, or by leading the league in ejecting alumni, or anything that gets a headline to disrupt his losing. Speaking of losing, how have the Knicks done with coaches?
I’m pretty sure the last good Knicks coach was Jeff Van Gundy. You could argue Larry Brown was a good coach, but certainly not in his Knicks tenure. The Knicks are presently looking at new and exciting head coaches, some with limited experience. And the first experience all of these guys get? Losing. Fizzoutdale sucks.
Same goes for the front office. Phil Jackson was an
incredible NBA coach. And was an imbecile as a team President with the Knicks.
The sole good draft move Jackson made was Kirstaps Porzingis, who he promptly
alienated and ultimately read about demanding a trade. Why read about it?
Because his ass was already kicked out the door, having done nothing but lose
in his Knicks tenure.
But the management in between? Isiah Thomas did a fantastic
job as team President and GM, and even better as head coach. The Eddy Curry and
Zach Randolph trades comes to mind, as do all those bad free agent contacts to
players like Jerome James and Jarred Jefferies. Then there’s that weird $11.5
million deal he gave to Anucha Brown Sanders. I don’t know what that’s about
but it can’t be good.
And amazingly, after the sexual harassment claim from Sanders, Dolan hired Thomas to run the New York women’s basketball team, the Liberty. This is the lack of judgement that makes the Knicks losers. Guess you can’t sexually harass a lesbian? It did get headlines, which is what Dolan wants.
Every team in sports looks to point to a golden age, but I’m
a fan of the “what have you done for me lately” school of thought. And what
have the Knicks done lately?
Be bad enough to miss the playoffs, but not bad enough to get a solid lottery pick? And why not? Because unlike say the New York Mess (not a typo) the Knicks will drop money at free agents. Where they do a terrible job with such- hi Joakim Noah! But just enough to make sure they’re picking somewhere after the top ten.
This past Knicks season had some promise because they were absolutely fucking horrible and had so many expiring contracts that they would finally be able to be big game hunters in free agency. And you know what happened? Knicks gotta Knick.
They lost the draft lottery. So as fans suffered all season with that little glimmer of hope for a brighter future, the Knicks couldn’t even lose right. Now I am NOT saying that RJ Barrett is a bust, and in fact he seems to have the trust of the organization as their highest draft pick since Patrick Ewing. But at the same time…he can’t hit free throws? WTF. Every game the Knicks lose by 3 or less will 100% be Barretts fault for sucking at fundamentals. He went to Duke. He should know better.
Luckily for him, the Knicks are usually blown away by much
larger margins of failure.
The other part of the Knicks past season that gave them promise was the two 1st round draft picks that the Knicks got from Dallas for Porzingis. But you know what? Luka Doncic will make sure those first rounders are somewhere in the 20’s. The Knicks best hope is to package those two picks and see if they can get to a top ten pick, because a bench isn’t going to help this mess. All they do is draft bench. Mitchell Robinson, Kevin Knox, Frank Tkinilikiniaiah- but not Alonso Trier. No, he was undrated but the Knicks signed him because he was buddies with Kevin Durant. That’s the way to woo a guy.
Because Kevin Durant was leaving Golden State to hang out
with an undrafted college kid. An undrafted college kid.
Oh, that was the other thing. The summer of 2019 free agency
splurge! Who were the Knicks getting? Durant? Anthony Davis? Kyrie Irving? A
combination? All three?
Howabout this- Knicks gotta Knick. They got fucking nothing. A bunch of castoffs that are serviceable NBA players, but no leadership. And their coach? David Jizzdale? That wasn’t a typo either. Will he lead? Has he ever? Guy is a career loser as a head coach. How he has a job is not only staggering, but also lends to explain why the Knicks are just perennial losers.
But boy did they get headlines. The next one will be for firing the coach.
So that’s a lot of bitching. What about a positive? How do
we fix this?
First step- James Dolan needs to sell the team. He has $4
billion reasons to. Take the money and play with your shitty jam band. You’ve
done enough. And not in the good way. Shit, the Nets sold their team and shitty
arena over a billion, and the Los Angeles Clippers went for $2 billion. Take
the money and go ruin something else.
Next step? You have a $4 billion franchise. Invest 1% in a head coach, GM, front office, and scouting staff. Maybe 1.5%. That’d be $40 to $60 million dollars. You know what you’d get? The top head coach and the top GM in the NBA taking a massive salary. You have a salary cap on players, but on coaches? Not so much. Yes, there are some staffing limits that apply to the players cap, but that doesn’t fall on coaches.
Next step? Draft well. That’s why you have scouts. And free
agents? Be selective. Have a five year plan. Reevaluate that plan after every
game. Do not be afraid to make trades, but always weigh the trade offs and
opportunity costs in keeping an asset and moving an asset. Maybe hire a team
economist and a team cap expert? Look at the present model that’s working- teams
effectively shooting the three- and emulate that, but figure out what the next
trend is- maybe defense comes back? Maybe it’s three point plays at a higher
percentage shot? Maybe it’s a ten second offense? But for the Knicks, we know
what isn’t winning- what they’ve been doing for almost 20 years.
Time for a change, Knick fans, or else it will be more of the same. Or more to the point, Knicks Gotta Knick.
*This article was written while watching two consecutive Thanksgiving time Knicks losses- to be fair, consecutive Knicks losses can happen at any time- but was inspired by Knicks superfan and the creator of the term “Jizzdale,” AMR.
The NBA is
performing its annual world exhibition series. This series of games is part of
the goodwill of the best professional league in the world, but also reflects
the ever growing global popularity of the game of basketball. Basketball is
popular because it’s as cheap to play as soccer, and is an accessible game to
pretty much anyone. Fans in China especially love basketball and are very
supportive of the NBA.
literal shit hit the fan. Houston Rockets GM Daryl Morey spoke in support of
the protests presently going on in Hong Kong. In case you weren’t sure what was
going on in Hong Kong, here is the short version:
Hong Kong has been a part of China after being a British colony. The residents
have historically had decades of autonomy from China, and built a thriving
economy. China has mostly left Hong Kong alone as it has been a cash cow, but
every now and then China pokes at Hong Kong just to remind them who is really
protests originate from a bill that was introduced that would allow Hong Kong
to deport suspected criminals to mainland China to face trial there. Many
people feel that such would guarantee extraditions initiated by China, more criminal
convictions and violate their rights, so the residents took to the streets to
protesting police corruption and brutality, and at least one protestor has been
killed by police during these protests. And the protestors also want the
promises of expanded democracy from a 2014 bill enforced. Lots of moving parts,
but basically, they want democracy.
Morey tweeted support for the residents of Hong Kong because generally, the
United States should be supporting democracies all over the world. It has been
a foreign policy of ours since World War Two, one of the main reasons that we spend
billions of dollars to support Israel today, and the impetus for at least four
military conflicts in the last 50 years or so.
A tweet is
so innocuous, right? WRONG. Morey was bombarded with HUNDREDS of THOUSANDS of angry
tweets from China. League officials started to speak out of both ends of their
mouths. NBA Commissioner Adam Silver said he supports free speech for NBA
employees, and in the same breath said there are consequences for your free
speech. The message was received by the rank and file of the NBA.
coaches Gregg Popovich and Steve Kerr danced around supporting Hong Kong
despite being vocal critics of the United States. Lebron James called Morey “uneducated,”
which is interesting. I’m sure there is no direct financial tie between Lebron
and China. Also Lebron managed to firmly plant his foot in his mouth in the
process. But more on this later.
Brooklyn Nets owner Joe Tsai wrote a rambling letter attacking Morey’s knowledge
of China and explaining a history of foreign imperialism in China and why
Chinese are so sensitive to western commentary on Chinese life and culture.
Tsai is from Taiwan, a state that has been long backed by a Western nation that
has preserved their autonomy. Tsai came to America and got a degree from Yale,
and worked hard to earn a $700,000 annual salary from a Swedish investment firm
in Hong Kong before he took those earnings back to the mainland to start the
Chinese equivalent of Amazon, an American idea.
Even more interestingly,
all of the aforementioned actors are silent on the current Chinese persecution
of the Muslim Uighur population, who are pretty much presently sitting in camps
which the Chinese say serve the purpose of reeducation. Any person who has ever
read a history book knows what reeducation means. You would think a guy that
makes profits in China and became an internet billionaire like Tsai would want
all the people in China to be his customers and be free to shop on line, but he’s
predictably quiet on the subject.
I get the
feeling that Joe Tsai is an asshole, but it’s just a feeling. Based on
anecdotal data. I’m sure he gets birthday gifts for his kids or something, but
I don’t have a source on that.
So you may
be asking, why is the NBA so afraid of China? Why are the players shutting the
fuck up? Why are North American arenas taking away not only protest signs, but
also informational campaigns out of their arenas? And the answer is simple-
collective bargaining agreement (CBA) creates a split in league generated
revenue between players and owners at basically a 50-50 share. The players
share of revenue is generally expressed in the salary cap. If you’ve followed
the NBA, you’d know that revenues grow annually, meaning the cap grows annually,
so every year players get paid more and more.
example? When the New York Knicks gave undrafted bench energy player Ron Baker
a contract, it was for a two way roughly $540,000. That’s like sports minimum
wage. However, Baker had a management team that believed in handing out bad
contracts more than they believed in him. Baker as a rookie averaged 4 points,
2 rebounds and 2 assists a game for that season. Those stats made him a
gave Baker $9 million dollars over the next two years. I’m pretty sure I can
post those same stats for $530k over 50 games like Baker did, and would gladly
sign a 2 year deal for $9 million. And not even see the end of that contract,
as he was waved by both the Knicks the Washington Wizards last season.
Why the fuck
would you give Ron Baker a $10 million net value as a human being? Because the
NBA prints money.
cap for the upcoming season is $109 million, and is expected to more to $117
million for the 2020-2021 season. Why go through all of this?
China. If China decides “Nah, fuck you” to the NBA and stops showing games,
supporting teams, cutting off apparel sales, the conservative estimate is that
the NBA salary cap for 2020-2021 is going to be $99 million, and the doomsday
estimate is $94 million.
million to $94 million? That means a team loses $46 million in revenues. And
the players on that team combined lose $23 million. But that’s not just all.
There are 30
teams in the NBA. That’s $690 million of player salaries that will go away.
Raises that will be reduced. Unrestricted free agents what will see pay cuts
for becoming a better player. Veterans who will have prematurely ending
careers. Do you think that players want to see nearly $700 million go up in
smoke? And owners see almost $1.4 billion not hit their bank accounts? FUCK NO.
So you want
to know why Lebron is toeing a line? Or Popovich? Or Kerr? Or every player in
the league? Or arena security? Because everyone has jobs and money on the line.
The NBA players union assuredly wants the cap to escalate, not return to 2016-
which was $94 million.
As American citizens, we enjoy the ideas of democracy and freedom. We believe on some level that we should support sucj ideas if they are in our best interest. And people are looking at a guy like Lebron- a guy who has never had loyalty to anything in a career but Lebron and opportunity- who made some hypocritical statements and are calling him a dick. Lebron actually said that in this matter he does not want to be political. He doesn’t want to be political? He mocked the current president. He campaigned for Hillary Clinton in 2016. He’s gotten involved in public schooling in Ohio. He’s been vocal in the Black Lives Matter movement. He’s absolutely political.
He’s China’s bitch. So…maybe he has more in common with the president than he
I talk to
people. I have yet to meet one that has said “I agree with what Lebron did. He
has to cover his ass.” Pretty much everyone sees him as full of shit, which is
easy to realize if you every watched that self-absorbed shit ESPN “The Decision”
many people who are yelling that Lebron should have made a statement about the
Hong Kong situation. They say things like “You have to express what you feel
even if its in the face of losing money” or “If you believe in the cause, who
cares what your boss says, because freedom is important!” A lot of these people
are right leaning, which I find interesting.
they’re fucking hypocrites.
How did I
make that jump? Remember that Colin Kaepernick guy? The guy that expressed what
he believed in despite losing a lot of money? And they spoke out for freedom
and social issues despite his bosses asking him not to? Oh, they guy was
buried. “Shut the fuck up and play!” How DARE you take a knee during what
historically has been…a commercial break. When TV networks- like right leaning
Fox and left leaning CBS- have taken a knee for the anthem, too.
same douchebags? They were the ones saying about Kaepernick “If I did whatever
I wanted to at my job without a care about what my boss said? I’d be so fired!”
So, to be clear, you’d shut up and do as your told? Like Lebron is doing?
Yes, I know
you’re not worth half a billion dollars as Lebron is. But while there is some
courage in having “fuck you” money, most people like to get paid to do things.
Can Lebron never work again and be ok? Sure, absolutely. Can you and I? No. So
he should live by different rules than you do? Who else is subject to your
whims? So, here’s what I’d suggest.
Shut the fuck
up. It’s easy to have armchair courage. But fact is, people love to just
complain and never fix shit. And I’m not even talking about the racism angle
here, which absolutely has something to do with it. I don’t recall anyone
complaining when Boston Bruins goaltender Tim Thomas refused to meet then
President Barack Obama. Seems people liked the freedom of expression back then
that they presently hate with the Golden State Warriors announcing that they’ll
do the same.
In short, is
the NBA scared about potentially losing billions of dollars? Absolutely. Is
Lebron James a douche? Absolutely. Is Joe Tsai a selfish fucked up
opportunistic individual? Absolutely. Would you rock a boat at work about your
feelings? Not a fucking chance. So when we complain about Kerr and Lebron, are
we hypocritical? Well…you are. I don’t have the suck up gene.
In short, people don’t just want nice things. They want to complain. They want to bury someone and will dance around their reality to do so, like those fucktards that are incels or the skags that are social justice warriors or the jerkoffs who gossip at the office. The NBA and China encouraged people to be douchebags about this specific topic, but if it wasn’t them there would be some other nonsense to blame. So feel however you want about Lebron or China or the NBA. Just don’t pretend that you’re better than any of them. And try to be as good as Daryl Morey.
Hey dear readers, I bet you’re expecting a mock draft. Well,
fuck that. What’s the purpose? Zion goes 1st overall? And then who
gives a shit.
Here’s what a draft generally entails. There are 3 strong
players in any draft. Maybe 2, maybe 4. But about three. They will play for a
bad team. They will look to either become cornerstones for a franchise, or look
to move to a better team to join up with another star. More on that later.
So the NBA draft in 2019 will be a lot like other drafts.
But here’s where the NBA fucked up.
The league should have rigged the draft to allow the New
York Knicks to have won the draft lottery. Why?
Because the Knicks were terrible. Worst record in the league. Understand that people buy tickets to see the Knicks- I would rather waste money on buying Absinthe, letting it evaporate, and snorting the crystals instead of paying for a train, seats, and snacks for failure- despite the fact that as an organization, they are losers? And the fans often get what they came for.
But the Knicks were such losers, they didn’t even win for
losing. And even then, they’re still getting a solid player. Until they have to
pick that player.
What the Knicks have is salary space for two NBA star players.
And they drafted a high level wing forward last year. This means that if the
draft falls wrong, the Knicks are going to be fucked. Why?
Easy. The Knicks took Kevin Knox as the future small
forward. There’s a strong chance that the Knicks will be looking at drafting a
small forward at pick 3. If so, the Knicks can either trade Knox, or trade pick
3. Except, there’s only one answer. And that is, there should no way that the
Knicks trade the third overall pick.
Whomever the Knicks choose?
Better than whomever they have.
So if the Knicks are drafting a point guard? Fuck you,
Kyrie, with your name sounding like an 80’s song from Mister Mister. If the
Knicks are getting the other kid from Duke? Trade Knox. And if Zion falls to
But me? I look to move my 3rd overall to New
Orleans, plus this and next year’s seconds, plus a future first or two to get
Zion. Dallas gave you two firsts for gimpy Kristaps Prozingas, who despite
being punched in the face was a proven NBA all star, so why not make an offer
to move up two spots?
Why would New Orleans make the trade? Because they’d be
getting a 3rd player in the draft, plus two more firsts and two
seconds to move down two spots. Also, they’re still trading Anthony Davis and
will take in a haul for him. The Celtics made a deal like this with the Nets
and have been prosperous since. New Orleans could use the hype of Zion and the
demands of Davis to make them potent for years. Oh, and since these will be so
many guys on entry level deals, the Pelicans can be active in the free agency
Zion is made for New York. The next Charles Barkley. Not a
small market guy. Then the Knicks can go out and sign Kevin Durant and Kyrie
Irving or Kawai Leonard or whomever they want to. Kevin Knox can learn a jump
shot and swing to G2, or sit behind Leonard. Actually, maybe Knox- Tim Hardaway
Jr never did.
But here is what the Knicks will do. They will trade away a top pick to acquire a nightmare contract, then sign a free agent, which is what they could have regardless while keeping a major asset. Instead they’ll make some headline grabbing splash, keep an inferior player at small forward, and sign maybe one UFA. They’ll fuck up everything like they always do, because they’re the Knicks. And with the weaker level of firepower, they will b a 500 team that exits in the first round of the playoffs. Again.
If only the NBA had the sense to make the Knicks a valuable team
based on something more than geography, they’d have frozen an envelope again.