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THE TITANS ARE 0-5, THE OFFENSE IS MISSING IN ACTION, AND THE CEO IS TELLING EVERYBODY TO TRUST THE PROCESS! SOMEBODY CHECK ON BAMBI!
Somebody in Tennessee needs to check the thermostat, because the Titans are ice cold, the offense is freezing up, and the only thing heating up in Nashville is the seat everybody keeps insisting isn’t hot! The Tennessee Titans are 0-5 under head coach Robert Saleh, better known around these parts as Bambi, and apparently the […]
DODGERS GET SWEPT OUT OF OCTOBER! MILWAUKEE SENT L.A. PACKING LIKE THEY FORGOT TO PAY THE HOTEL BILL!
Somebody check on Los Angeles!
THE DODGERS ARE GETTING BREWED! MILWAUKEE IS ONE WIN AWAY FROM SENDING L.A. HOME TO WATCH SOMEBODY ELSE THREE-PEAT!
Somebody check on the Dodgers, because Milwaukee is serving up some serious October pain, and the defending champions are running out of excuses, outs, and possibly therapy sessions!
AFTER WEEK FIVE POWER RANKINGS
Week 5 felt like the longest week of football yet. We had the Cleveland Browns attempt to start four and one for the first time in a long time, we had teams try and not start zero and five on the year, and we have only 3 teams now that are left undefeated.
ALARIC JACKSON JUST PUNCHED HIS WAY INTO A 2-GAME VACATION! RAMS LT SAID, “FORGET THE HANDSHAKE, CATCH THESE HAND!”
Well, well, WELL! Ladies and gentlemen, we have officially reached the point where NFL players are exchanging jerseys after the game and apparently throwing hands as part of the gift exchange!
JIM HARBAUGH’S CHARGERS ARE 0-5! SOMEBODY CHECK THE LIFE SUPPORT — THIS SEASON IS FLATLINING!
Somebody get Jim Harbaugh a helmet, a stress ball, and a strong cup of coffee, because the Los Angeles Chargers are 0-5, and this season is starting to look like a crime scene with shoulder pads!
