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THE DODGERS ARE GETTING BREWED! MILWAUKEE IS ONE WIN AWAY FROM SENDING L.A. HOME TO WATCH SOMEBODY ELSE THREE-PEAT!
Somebody check on the Dodgers, because Milwaukee is serving up some serious October pain, and the defending champions are running out of excuses, outs, and possibly therapy sessions!
AFTER WEEK FIVE POWER RANKINGS
Week 5 felt like the longest week of football yet. We had the Cleveland Browns attempt to start four and one for the first time in a long time, we had teams try and not start zero and five on the year, and we have only 3 teams now that are left undefeated.
ALARIC JACKSON JUST PUNCHED HIS WAY INTO A 2-GAME VACATION! RAMS LT SAID, “FORGET THE HANDSHAKE, CATCH THESE HAND!”
Well, well, WELL! Ladies and gentlemen, we have officially reached the point where NFL players are exchanging jerseys after the game and apparently throwing hands as part of the gift exchange!
JIM HARBAUGH’S CHARGERS ARE 0-5! SOMEBODY CHECK THE LIFE SUPPORT — THIS SEASON IS FLATLINING!
Somebody get Jim Harbaugh a helmet, a stress ball, and a strong cup of coffee, because the Los Angeles Chargers are 0-5, and this season is starting to look like a crime scene with shoulder pads!
THE JETS FINALLY FOUND A PASS RUSHER! DAVID BAILEY TURNED DESHAUN WATSON INTO A HUMAN SPEED BAG!
Ladies and gentlemen, STOP THE PRESSES! SOUND THE ALARMS! SOMEBODY CHECK THE TEMPERATURE IN HELL BECAUSE THE NEW YORK JETS ACTUALLY WON A FOOTBALL GAME!
MARVIN HARRISON JR. IS GETTING SHIPPED OUT OF ARIZONA! THE CARDINALS SAID, “WE’VE SEEN ENOUGH, MARV — PACK YOUR BAGS!”
Ladies and gentlemen, grab your popcorn, hide the children, and somebody check the Arizona Cardinals’ front office for a pulse, because we might have ourselves an NFL blockbuster brewing!